CHELSEA THROUGH TO FINALS

After what seemed to be a spectacular match between Basel and Chelsea,Chelsea has finally booked a ticket to the Europa League Finals after goals from Torres who opened scoring just after half time and also an assit to Moses and also a spotkick from Luiz saw Chelsea grab a 3-1 win in the 2nd leg at Stamford Bridge after the 1st leg ended 2-1 with Chelsea wining the match to make it 5-2 on aggregate to take them to finals which will be played on May 15.

BARCA CRASHED OUT OF FINALS

After last nights match against Bayern Munich,Barca has been kicked out of the Finals in what ended 3-0 with goals from Robben who opened scoring just after half time and Pique scoring an own goal and Muller scoring a header which took Munich to a 7-0 aggregate to see them into finals.Of a truth Barca had been mulled.

COMEDY OF THE WEEK

Bollywood has taught me that once you start dancing on the street everyone dancing with you will automatically know the steps.

COMEDY OF THE WEEK

Somewhere in Nigeria,in a cold weather,some greedy girl is shivering and still asking her boyfriend for Ice Cream.