Girl, are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!
Girl, is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass!
Girl, did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass!
Sorry, we had to get those out our systems. Or we just gave lame pickup lines to anyone reading this. (Dear god, what have we done?)
Anyway, this is Jen Selter from New York. Obviously, Jen has dynamite glutes. And it looks like she got them the old-fashioned way: working her ass off (on?) at the gym. She also has an Instagram account that consists of mostly just that fanny in all sorts of skin-tight pants. Over 2 million people follow her fitness escapades, which is weird because we post photos of our cats all the time on Instagram and we have yet to crack 300 followers. What gives?
Girl, is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass!
Girl, did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass!
Sorry, we had to get those out our systems. Or we just gave lame pickup lines to anyone reading this. (Dear god, what have we done?)
Anyway, this is Jen Selter from New York. Obviously, Jen has dynamite glutes. And it looks like she got them the old-fashioned way: working her ass off (on?) at the gym. She also has an Instagram account that consists of mostly just that fanny in all sorts of skin-tight pants. Over 2 million people follow her fitness escapades, which is weird because we post photos of our cats all the time on Instagram and we have yet to crack 300 followers. What gives?
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